The Other Rules of Fight Club

Everyone knows the first rule of Fight Club. fightclub Even if you haven’t seen the movie (which I haven’t, but I read about it on Wikipedia),
you know that it’s “You don’t talk about Fight Club.”  But did
you know they have other rules?

  • Membership fees are due every year on September 1st.
  • Membership fees are not refundable.
  • If you are unable to make a fight, please contact Fight Club more than 24 hours prior to your fight.  If notice is given less than 24 hours, it will count as a forfeit.
  • No logos or writing on t-shirts. This causes legal issues with our DVD syndication.
  • Nicknames should be submitted in writing for approval. One nickname submission is allowed for free. Additional nickname changes require a $25 fee.
  • At the annual Christmas potluck, those with last names beginning with A-L should bring a main dish and M-Z should bring a dessert.
  • While you shouldn’t talk about Fight Club, you can still join the Official Fight Club Facebook group.  Please do not “share” photos, since that is like talking about Fight Club.
  • Miming about Fight Club is also discouraged.
  • Fight Club is not responsible for items left in your vehicle. Be sure to lock your doors and remove valuables.
  • Above all, HAVE FUN!

What unknown Fight Club rules do you think they should have?

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